Comments on: I am a shy Girl…?

By: hussam

hussam — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 03:23:15 +0000

I can not say anything accept I am your slave

By: Mr. Generic Smith

Mr. Generic Smith — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:45:01 +0000

I deserve no praise for my invaluable offering of vast knowledge. Nourishing the psyche of others is a talent, and contribution to society, that is employed with little to no effort.

It doesn’t end here. You have a long journey ahead of you. Many less skilled visionaries, lacking the altruistic appeal and warmth that I exude (radiate is fine if you prefer), are content to just toss you a box of Puffs with aloe and send you on your way……alone as a pedestrian in the great crosswalk of life. As your new, self appointed spiritual life adviser, expect me to be embrace your future, both obstacles and glowing achievements, as if they were my own. Such selfless responsibility and nurturing care, similar to that of a lonely seventh grader shielding his dry insect collection from the perils of a furious down poor, is my duty. Whether it be an intricate personal issue involving family or close friends, or perhaps the need for a dazzling new recipe and presentation idea for iceberg lettuce…….the battle will be fought with me at your side.

Congratulations Ms. Fires. The clouds have parted and the sun now shimmers (radiates is fine if you prefer) upon you and those distinguished butt cheeks of yours.

It is safe for you to enter the world again.

Warmest Regards.

Mr. Generic Smith
Omniscient Humanitarian At Large

By: ashley

ashley — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:41:55 +0000

Oh Yes, Thank You. If in fact I do fall to the fate of shut in syndrome or more favorably agoraphobia
I Will be sure to refer back this practical guide you have
so kindly provided me. I really appreciate the sentiment and wisdom in your words,
so comforting to know I would still be able to contribute just as much if not more to society than
I already do now ;-)

I laughed so hard I pissed a little!!! Thank you for your comment! You’ve made my day!

By: Mr. Generic Smith

Mr. Generic Smith — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:26:23 +0000

As long as you’ve relegated yourself to the safe confines of your residence, you may consider doing the following to feel productive. Why limit yourself?
– Repeatedly clean the silverware
– Identify your most favored inanimate objects, within the home, and keep them informed of your observations and current state of mind. (Team building)
– Listen closely to the rhythmic sound of the dishwasher.
– While online, try to assemble a focus group consisting of those that actually prefer the artificial boysenberry syrup to the artificial maple syrup. (Perspective)
– Write a few haiku. Instead of emailing them to family and friends….use the postal service. (Showing them you care)
– Start following the career of a professional bowler. (Diversifying interests)

There are many more helpful suggestions, but I don’t want you to feel burdened. By employing just a few of these crucial life tools, you will certainly be more content and your contribution to society will flourish.

By: Batman

Batman — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 22:56:20 +0000

How many ferets should I bring?

By: DamnYakee

DamnYakee — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 21:55:44 +0000

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Damn Ashley you are one funny cutie!