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Archive for May 14th, 2009

Miami PICS!!! and WTF?????

Thursday, May 14th, 2009
My replacement!!!Taking a break...
Oh and I am really proud of myself too! I worked my botooty off in Miami at the EXXOTICA I figured it out- 34hrs total in three days of convention! Most of that time was in stiletto heels looking sexy being an awesome spokesmodel and putting on hot shows for Clips4sale.com I have attached some pics I hope you like em!!

I have had a hard week! well, I guess you really can’t appreciate the good without the bad eh? It actually started last week, I still am unsure if I am my own worst enemy =(MONDAY- Got lost on the way to the airport in Miami, wrong way on freeway, Rental car gas door would not open! Recieved some harrasment in the security line, bottle of perfume broke in my carry on! Haha how would you like to sit next to that?  Why is it I am always getting stuck sitting next to the farting man who falls asleep twice with his head on my shoulder after eating garlic and onions!! EEWWWW  Then got stuck in Denver for a connecting Flight delayed like 9hrs! I could not even get any work done on my site because there was a porn block on the wifi haha. Total travel time like 19hrs!!!! OMG!!! should have had a nonstop flight!!!

Okay then TUESDAY- I was on my way to the store when I a homeless guy who was screaming at imaginary people ( I think ) stood in front of my car and would not move for like 15 mins- poor guy. Well, My dog was so upset at this guy she pooped in the car!!! So in an attempt to get home to clean up the mess and my dog. I got out of the car and asked the poor guy to please move and I gave him 10$ I jumped back into the car, rolled down the windows and headed home!! I turned left on a street I normally don’t drive on and guess what? GOT A TICKET!!!! (there was no bribing this officer) Haha

WEDNESDAY on my way to Finally get my nails done YAY!! I am excellent at parallel Parking, Well unless SOME IDIOT SMASHES IN TO MY CAR!!!! OUCH!!! my neck and back instantly hurt!!! and I am pissed of !!! My beautiful new car =(  That kid almost peed his pants when I was yelling at him. uuuuuggghh Thank you for allowing me to practice patience I say to him after I call him an Idiot! I say I am not mad at YOU, just at the situation then I say NO I am pissed off at YOU are you F**KING BLIND?????? I tell him to be more careful and that he had better tell the insurance company what he told me- That He IS in fact an idiot =) Haha

 Wow this is way cheaper than therapy I wonder if anyone really reads these? Anyhow, I am glad I am still on the sunny side of life. Ya know what it takes a lot more than 3 days of bad luck to get me down. I am like a cat I always land on my feet no matter what. A wise person once told me that 10% of life is what happens and the other 90% is how you deal with it =)

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